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My brain is better than everybody's!

朕是全世界最聪明的人!——《生活大爆炸》

 

You distract me. I've been distracted since the moment I met you. Because all I can think about is how much I want to kiss you.

 

你害我分心。从遇见你的那一刻起,你就让我分心。因为我的脑海里满满都是想吻你的冲动。——《生活大爆炸》

 

I think you might find the support you're looking for, if you realize that realtionship are a give and take.

 

你要知道,你在一段恋爱中能得到多少其实全部取决于你付出了多少。——《生活大爆炸》

 

The best way to achieve a goal is to devote 100% of your time and energy to it.

 

达到目标的最好办法就是投入自己百分之百的时间和精力去完成它。——《生活大爆炸》

 

Your words fall like acid rain on the wounded petals of my heart.

 

你的一字一句都像是冷冷的酸雨在我破碎的心上胡乱地拍。——《生活大爆炸》

 

When you got to go space, it was hard for me. Because it made me realize they'll just send anyone up there.

 

你上太空的时候,我挺难受的。因为这让我意识到,只要是个人就能被太空总署送上去。——《生活大爆炸》

 

If you weren't my friend, there'd be a hole in my life!

 

如果没有你这个朋友,我的人生会若有所失。——《生活大爆炸》

 

From now on, I'm gonna say yes--yes to love, yes to adventure, yes to life, whatever it maybe, the answer's going to be yes.

 

这从今天起,我要积极接受一切,接受爱,接受挑战,拥抱生活,不管什么事,我都会勇敢地去接受。——《生活大爆炸》

 

You have to have the courage to end the relationship. Break it off, shake hands, walk away.I know it's hard, honey, but that's how you grow.

 

你得有壮士断腕的勇气结束感情。分手止损、握手道别、甩手走人。我知道这很困难,但人都是这样成长的。——《生活大爆炸》

 

Just make sure, you know, you appreciate those who... who are still there for you.

 

你要记住,一定要珍惜那些还在你身边的亲朋好友。——《生活大爆炸》

 

I help the weak. It’s yet another way I’m exactly like Batman.

 

我向来帮助弱者。又一次证明了我就是蝙蝠侠在世。

 

Leonard, I platonically love you, man, but face it, you’re a mess.

 

莱纳德,在精神上我还是很喜欢你的,兄弟,但是请你面对现实,你就是一团糟。

 

Oh, dear lord. A man pops out for a moment to evacuate his bowels and catch up on the adventures of the Caped Crusader, only to emerge to find his apartment has been transformed into a cabaret.

 

哦,真要命。人家只是走开了一下,清了清肠子,顺便追一下斗篷战士的冒险之旅,再出来就发现人家的公寓赫然变成了卡巴莱酒馆了。

 

Oh, I see why you’re confused. No, her news sounded important, but what you’re forgetting is it was an achievement in the field of biology. That’s all about yucky, squishy things.

 

我知道你为什么会困惑。她的消息听上去很重要,可你忘了那是生物学领域的成就。都是恶心黏黏的东西。

 

It’s after nine o’clock. At this hour the streets of Pasadena are teeming with drunken sailors and alley cats.

 

已经过九点了,这时候的帕萨迪纳街头到处是喝醉的水手和野猫。

 

Hard as this may be to believe, it’s possible I’m not boyfriend material.

 

说出来可能也没人信,我可能不是当男朋友的料。

 

Ooohhh, my life-size cardboard Mr. Spock is here. I know he wouldn’t care for an outburst of human emotions, but, oh goody, oh goody, oh goody!

 

我的真人大小的卡纸板史波克先生到了。我知道他不喜欢常人情感的瞬间流露,可是,好棒哦,好棒哦,好棒哦。

 

Live long and suck it, Zachary Quinto.

 

生生不息,早日去死,扎克瑞·昆图。

 

I have sheep, I need wood. Who has wood for my sheep?…. I just want wood. Why are you making it so hard?

 

我现在有绵羊,缺硬木。谁能拿硬木换我的绵羊?人家只是想要硬木而已。有必要搞的这么难啊?

 

In the winter, that seat is close enough to the radiator to remain warm, and yet not so close as to cause perspiration;

 

冬天的时候,这个地方离电暖器最近,很暖和,也不会很热到直流汗。

 

In the summer, it's directly in the path of a cross-breeze created by opening windows there, and there.

 

夏天的时候,这里又刚好可以吹过堂风,是来自这扇窗户和那扇的。

 

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